Ten Hilariously Funny Feline Book Titles

Posted August 9, 2022 by elzaread in Top Ten Tuesday / 61 Comments

Geetings you guys! Welcome to Top Ten Tuesday hosted by Jana @ That Artsy Reader Girl. Today’s prompt is bound to be nothing but fun. Hilarious Book Titles. Just like Jana, life is a bit busy here with us, so we almost skipped this week. Luckily, there is nothing wrong with our innovation abilities and as a cat, I am also extra resourceful.

In February 2021, we had a prompt – Titles that made me laugh out loud. Ha. Nothing wrong with republishing. In fact, it’s being encouraged on numerous platforms. So that’s exactly what we’ll do today. With a tweak or two. If you’ve read and actually remember (I’m not that good a writer, so what’s the chances) our post from last year, a recap is always good. If you haven’t read it, have fun!

In case you might think I made some of these titles up, I will add links to all the titles and you can see for yourself that my innovation only goes that far.


Seeing that I belong to the feline of the species myself, I can answer one or two questions on these for you:

  • Cats paint because we can. We don’t do it often though, as it messes with our normally perfect hair days.
  • Yes, God does speak through cats every now and again.
  • You won’t be able to tell if your cat plots to kill you. You might just wake up one morning in heaven with no clue how you got there. 
  • We love crafting with you!
  • Yes, we can and we will pee on just about everything. Rock, Paper, Scissors are not excluded.
  • Not sorry that I barfed on your bed. If you gave me the attention I asked for in the first place, this wouldn’t have happened.

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Any other laugh out loud feline titles I’ve missed? Any new titles out recently that might fit? Have a wonderful Tuesday and remember to share the books that have made you laugh out loud with us.

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61 responses to “Ten Hilariously Funny Feline Book Titles

  1. Love all the kitty titles you’ve picked this week. I will borrow many of these for my cats and books page, Keli Cat’s Book Corner.

    • Hi Nicole!

      I remember when I first did this post, it took me hours to get all the titles, but the aim was to only use “real” books. Not that I’ve read any of these!! Glad you read at least two and can validate the probability…

      Thanks for the visit and sorry for the late reply!

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  2. Honestly there are so many good titles here I don’t know which one to choose 😂 They also all perfectly fit the kitty personality, and it’s hilarious!

  3. Oh this had me laughing! I think the safe answer is that your cat is always plotting to kill you but I’d be curious about what the book had to say!

  4. How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You is a hilarious collection of comics! If you read it, you’ll learn that some cats see their owners as “Giant Hairless Gorilla Pig Slaves”…

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  5. Okay so these made me laugh. Mission accomplished! I can see God speaking through cats (I’m sure He has a sense of humor). And the mushrooms one cracked me up too.

    Some of those titles… oh my lol

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  6. Diane

    You made my day LOL with those crazy titles. I especially liked How To Talk Your Cat about Gun Safety and How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You – never had to worry about that one.

    • Hi Diane!

      I was so glad I got the opportunity to use these titles again. Because they are hilarious!!! I think Elza rather wants to kill the little mutt, she still loves me. But the eldest cat…. She will easily kill me at the moment!

      Thanks for the visit and we are glad we could make you smile.